after showing dad all the nifty things my new tablet can do…
Dad: When I was your age– wait. No. they didn’t have computers when I was your age. Bill Gates was still in school. Apple was not a thing. No one knew what an “App” was. Was the Commodore 64 even out then?
Me: It came out in 1982.
Dad: Right then. So no one had a clue.

California Trenchers: CFL Grey Cup 100 Half-Time Show vs Marianas Trench

California Trenchers: CFL Grey Cup 100 Half-Time Show vs Marianas Trench

…it’s so weird to get messages from one of my exes.

When it comes to this particular one, I find myself baffled. I mean, I see Travis and chat with him at various Viking get togethers, but the last time we actually spoke outside of one of those things was about a week after he dumped me. January 2009.

And now he wants to hang out on Tuesday.

I swear to God, if he hits on me, I am smacking him.

And then I am calling his girlfriend. 

She’s sitting on the edge of her bed, nails digging into the fabric as the clock tick-tick-ticks in her ears. She’s purposely turned her back to it, but it’s more than just being able to see the numbers. To see time ticking inevitably forwards.

Her nails match the autumn red of her skirt, filed and shaped to perfection, though she fears that if she tightens her grip any more she’ll break one of them. That wouldn’t… that wouldn’t… 

Deep breath. 

Tick-tock.

<You don’t have to do this.>

Tick-tock.

“Yes I do.”

Tick-tock.

<Jake…>

Time’s up, Jakey-boy.

“It’s Rachel, now.”

current discussion in animorphschat is lolita. 

and it just made me remember that one animathon, when I was first attempting to get into lolita

where there was a gent there wearing the same dress as I was

and his cadre of girlfriends spent about ten minutes mocking me and telling me that he looked far better in the dress than I did

I never bought another lolita dress

(but I did start designing them)