…it’s so weird to get messages from one of my exes.

When it comes to this particular one, I find myself baffled. I mean, I see Travis and chat with him at various Viking get togethers, but the last time we actually spoke outside of one of those things was about a week after he dumped me. January 2009.

And now he wants to hang out on Tuesday.

I swear to God, if he hits on me, I am smacking him.

And then I am calling his girlfriend.