My uni students asked me if they had homework for the holidays and I felt so bad for them and their tired, dead eyes that I told them to just mail me pics of their favorite pokemons.
Three students sent me digimons I can’t fucking trust them with anything I give up
Month: November 2013
Well Vaginas are just like piraña plants so nobody wants to see that anyways
Wazy (@Toxicure)
Roads change at night like tranformers and vampires!
Wazy (toxicure)
In the year 2000 there were like 19 jet ski— one for every person in the world.
Wazy (toxicure)
Weight should be like virginity.
Once you lose it you can’t get it backOhhhh. I thought you were gonna say “Weight should be like virginity: a societal ideal by which we shouldn’t measure our personal worth.”
concernedresidentofbakerstreet:
HE TRIED TO ESCAPE
FUCK THE OCEAN
I’M A BIRD MOTHAFUCK- OH SHIT
SEA PANCAKE OUT
SEA PANCAKE BACK IN
Wheeeeeee!
AW YES
I AM AM A MAJESTIC BEAST OF THE SEA
You all make jokes now but in a thousand generations when the majestic sting ray flies free of it’s water prison it will be them who is laughing.
I FOR ONE WELCOME OUR NEW AQUATIC OVERLORDS O.O
i get really sad when ppl tell me they hate relena peacecraft/darlian…shes such a beautiful character to me and she has her faults but shes so strong willed and shes a lot smarter then ppl give her credit for..she was queen of the earth !!! u go girl.
on another note this was totally a fb but then i realized i suck and need to crop things to feel better
What do you do when you don’t have tattoos to compare with your date?
Text your sister to take pictures of hers.
Thanks kiddo, that made me laugh.