Month: March 2014

and since no one asked: reasons why me falling in love over the internet never works out for me (from most recent crush to an arbitrary cut off)

  • married
  • married
  • engaged
  • has a boyfriend
  • has a boyfriend
  • married
  • has a girlfriend
  • engaged
  • engaged
  • married
  • never ever going to meet even if I did would trip over my own damn tongue due to shyness
  • has a girlfriend
  • has a boyfriend
  • engaged
  • creeped me the fuck out in real life
  • engaged
  • married
  • cute but WAY too young for me
  • creeped me the fuck out in real life
  • did not feel the same when I told them
  • stopped responding to my messages
  • stopped responding to my messages
  • creeped me the fuck out in real life
  • freaked out massively and ended friendship when I told them

I need to stop falling in love with people over the internet

It never works out 

this thought brought to you not by heartbreak for once

winterackles:

today in religion we were talking about angels and our religion teacher said whoever can name the most angels gets five extra credit points on the test and all these kids tried and they only named like two but when I went I named nine and my teacher started to cry because she thought I was this huge religion and angel lover when really I just know the angels names from supernatural

kaikainagrif:

frecklesshake:

I think I’m starting to like her.

 #I ACTUALLY TOTALLY SHIP THEM #NOT GONNA LIE #AND AS MUCH AS I LIKE CHEX #I THINK THAT TEX AND NORTH WOULD HAVE A MUCH LESS…HM…WHAT’S THE WORD? #MUCH LESS DYSFUNCTIONAL RELATIONSHIP #THAT’S BUILT ON TRUST AND RESPECT AS WELL AS AFFECTION #ALSO THE FAMILY DINNERS WOULD BE HILARIOUSLY UNCOMFORTABLE #CAN’T YOU JUST PICTURE IT? #TEX BEING DRAGGED ALONG TO THANKSGIVING OR SOMETHING #INTO NORTH’S NICE LITTLE WHITE PICKET FENCE FAMILY LIFE #THAT TEX HAS NEVER EVER HAD FOR HERSELF #SHE WOULDN’T KNOW HOW TO RESPOND TO ANY OF IT #TO PEOPLE WHO ARE JOVIAL AND FRIENDLY #WHOSE CONVERSATIONS AREN’T BATHED IN SARCASM AND MOCKING #THE ONLY COMFORT SHE’D GET OUT OF IT #WOULD BE SOUTH #SITTING ACROSS THE TABLE FROM HER #SULLENLY SLUMPED DOWN IN HER SEAT #AS SHE LOOKS AROUND HER IN DISGUST #BECAUSE SERIOUSLY #HOW THE FUCK DID SHE GET BORN INTO A FAMILY THAT SWEET AND CARING? #HONESTLY IT’S A BONDING EXPERIENCE FOR THOSE TWO #THEY BOTH WALK AWAY FROM THE NIGHT ALL I KNOW WHO I’M HANGING OUT WITH ON CHRISTMAS #AND I’LL BRING THE BOOZE IF YOU FIGURE OUT A GOOD REASON FOR US TO HIDE IN THE BASEMENT #IT’S NOT EXACTLY HOW NORTH THOUGHT HIS GIRLFRIEND AND SISTER WOULD GET ALONG #BUT HE’S NOT EXACTLY GOING TO COMPLAIN

Just watched “Noah”

There was a lot of creative license taken in adapting the biblical story, but I gotta say I enjoyed it.

I was impressed with the inhumanness of the Watchers, not so impressed with all the whiteness.