Me: Either the snow is melting off the roof and hitting the side of the house on it’s way down, or we have ghosts. I believe the ghosts are the more logical of the two choices.
Dad: It’s definitely ghosts. We need to call the show, get them in here to check everything out.

Switched my dog to a new brand of food a few days ago.

He absolutely ADORES it

Normally, he gets fed twice a day: when Mom wakes up, and just after dinner. He’s spent the last two days trying to con each of us into feeding him at each meal.

So instead of getting two bowls a day he’s trying to get SIX at the very least.

deplaisant:

dangerhamster:

the fact that people are like “Coca Cola supports racial equality, I’m not going to be drinking Coca Cola anymore” and “Google supports gay rights I’m not going to use them anymore” like what next “the Earth provides Oxygen to ethnic minorities I’m going to stop breathing in protest”

Hopefully