Homestuck test given
He doesn’t know what homestuck is but is interested in finding out

It wasn’t as bad as feared, but I still don’t quite see him as dating material.

Also I totally used Mair and Hanna as my excuse for leaving. Even though that adventure was last week >.>

==> attempt to find unsexy clothes for unwanted date

You search your closet and dresser for ten minutes before giving it up as a lost cause. All of your clothing can be construed as sexy, especially when you’re going out with a nerd. Truly, this is going to be more difficult than you—

wait. what is this?

Why, it’s your Mutie shirt. 

Yes, it is cute and it is nerdy but it is also Homestuck.

==> Be Lalonde for the date

Oh this is going to end well.

so I have a date

in an hour

that I don’t want to go on

only partly because it means I have to get dressed

there’s all the sniffling and sneezing I’ve been doing

which is not the reason I don’t want to go

it’s just convenient happenstance  (although… I’ve been known to go out sick before, so maybe not-so-convenient)

but it would be rude to cancel again