==> attempt to find unsexy clothes for unwanted date
You search your closet and dresser for ten minutes before giving it up as a lost cause. All of your clothing can be construed as sexy, especially when you’re going out with a nerd. Truly, this is going to be more difficult than you—
wait. what is this?
Why, it’s your Mutie shirt.
Yes, it is cute and it is nerdy but it is also Homestuck.
==> Be Lalonde for the date
Oh this is going to end well.