Aw man. All my excitement for nothing.

CMP just called dad and told him they got to my car late, and the undercoat isn’t dry. Won’t be able to pick it up tonight.

The scary part is how a) my (old) car is having new issues and b) my insurance only covers it until midnight.

Argh.

Quick update from phoneland on my new car:

Just spent 20 minutes on the phone with my insurance agency, and unless I royally f’d up, I am good to pick up and drive my car around tonight. Huzzah!

(I don’t know if I mentioned it before, but I bought a silver 2007 pontiac g6)

murdertimefuntime:

threshecutioner:

hokaidoplanet:

denshark:

>Assassinate the Templar leader, Jack Noir, by using your brotherhood to assist you. Obtain the Piece of Eden.

oh

my

god

Bill i think this is rather related to your interest~!

GOOD GOD I CANT EVEN

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…please tell me someone else just started calculating how much material would be needed to make these.

please tell me I’m not alone in my desire to be a god tier assassin

A B S O L U T I O N haHA~! :D (also I like your picture. Cutie. ❤ )

awwww thank you~

A – I am sad that I got sick and put all the weight I’d worked off over Christmas back on in the last couple weeks. But I’m (mostly) back to healthy and I shall not be sad over this for long!!

B – Oooh hard one. I flip flop a lot when it comes to bands, but I’ve had a thing for Foreigner for awhile now. 

S – previously answered~ buuuuut I’m up for another random fact about myself. Dad wanted to name me Barbara. Which I thought was pretty cool ‘cause then I would be running around telling people I’m Batgirl… but I wasn’t named that because mom vetoed naming me after any of dad’s ex-girlfriends.

O – Honestly, I’m not entirely sure. I’ve had coworkers call them green and call them blue, and when I was younger people used to say they were hazel a lot. I tend to just call ‘em gray because I can’t really tell when I look in the mirror.

L – Oh goodness, I have a lot of insecurities. One of the big ones is talking. I stutter and hem and haw a lot when I’m nervous, and trip over my tongue oh lord can I trip over my tongue. So talking, even to my friends, can be grueling. It’s why I like messaging so much more than calling people— I don’t have to worry about verbal keyboard smashing. Which I’ve done. 

U – I’d like to be… on vacation! Haha no, in all seriousness I’m quite happy sitting on the couch and dicking around on the internet right now. I’ve no real desire to be anywhere else. Except maybe cuddled up with a lover but since I don’t have one of those, I’ll take what I have ;p

T – If I’m out and about with my mother, 16 or 17. It hasn’t happened since I cut my hair but I was mistaken for 11/12 in 2011, more than once even. But generally I look my age I guess?

I – previously answered

O – look up, look waaaaaaaay up (am I dating myself here?)

N – previously answered

murdertimefuntime replied to your post: P E N I S

Don’t go to zombie walk then, also I held the plasticized brain

Oh god I avoid the zombie walk. I mean, it’s not as bad ‘cause I know they’re all alive under the make up but gah. still shudder worthy.

also that is right awesome and very creepy at the same time. The insides without the ability to attack aren’t so scary, just very gross.

OH MAN I WAS JUST REMINDED

by looking at that picture of me

One of our customers today looked at my glasses and went “You have geek glasses! Just like meeeee!”

I had to bite my tongue from responding with “They are designer glasses, worth $600, and they look nothing like yours.”

Instead I said “Mine have sparklies on them.”

P E N I S

P – Exams. God I hate exams. They are the number one reason why I haven’t finished my BA in archaeology yet. I just don’t want to go back and have to take the exams, especially not for Stats, which would be mandatory as I really only have one year left.

E – If you’d asked half an hour ago I would’ve been in a towel and bathing cap. Now it’s just pajamas.

N – Uh. huh. hmm. I usually go for convenience when I shop. Which translates to “on my way home from work”. Which is Walmart. But I don’t really like shopping there. If I’m going out of my way and shopping for fun, I usually end up at Chinook. There is absolutely nothing at Chinook that I actually like, but I keep going there so I guess that’s it?

I – see previous answer 🙂

S – A random fact about me… hmm. Well, my number one fear is zombies. This is a “run screaming in the other direction” level of fear; I couldn’t even go near the Science Center when they had that plastized human body thing going on because I was positive that, no matter how ridiculous it was (and I knew I was being ridiculous), the bodies would come to life and eat me.