school doesnt even test your intelligence it tests your memory
it tests my patience
it tests my ability to hold my pee
it tests my ability to keep calm and not slap a bitch
whoa
There are four types of people at school.
First you have your Ravenclaws
then your Hufflepuffs
then your Gryffindors
and lastly, your Slytherins.
*slow clap for the harry potter fandom*
Month: December 2013
thank you homestuck, for ruining the word “quadrant” for me
If you think about it Ursula was actually really nice because she only promised Ariel legs, and she gave her really nice legs that matched her body type and skin color when she could have just as easily given her goat legs
leeeeeeeeeegooooooooolaaaaaaaaas:
waking up with your period
oh my fucking god
As promised, it is (nearly) midnight, and this is my father in my Sniper cosplay.
Is it bad that my dad perfectly fits it, sobs.
(unzips pants) you wanna know why they call me ‘Rudolph’?
because everyone laughs and calls you names?
SHIT
Expectations vs Reality
‘You’re so gleefully … pastel today. New armor? *snigger*’
Some awesome Harry Potter references.
Harry Potter: The fandom that leaked into all other fandoms.
























