there had to be slytherin students who didn’t go with the rest of the house and fought in the battle for hogwarts
kids who took off their ties so nobody could clock them, who blended in with the forces
kids who kept their ties on and realised it would be a lonely fight
kids who watched as the other houses recognised them, and stood in silent solidarity with them,
kids who hated slytherin house, but knew anyone who stayed was their ally
a group of school children are not a lost cause, are not rotten to the core, even if they’ve been raised on some poisonous shit. it’s a shame they were treated like they were irredeemable by the canon narrative
And then there also had to be the ones who evacuated with the younger students, looking over their shoulders in case of pursuit, wands in hand and hexes on their tongues.
Who counted heads and made sure, with the memory for faces and names that makes for a budding politician, that the youngest students were there – not only their own house, but the preteens in yellow and blue and red, too.
Who saw a third year about to sneak off to join the battle and stunned him and carried him out to safety, lying through their teeth – he fell and hit his head in the rush, someone make sure he’s ok – because tonight of all nights no one is going to buy that that attack was for the boy’s own good.
Who, when confronted with a girl in a red and gold scarf who is four months short of her seventeenth birthday and full of fire and steel, demanding why they’re here, why they’re hiding like cowards, why they aren’t fighting, could look down their nose at the bloodthirsty little fool and inform her that people will die tonight, good brave, loyal, intelligent people, but people will live tonight, too. And some of those people will be the generation of young students smuggled out of the castle, who we have seen get away safe, no thanks to your lust for battle. And some of those will be the veterans who limp away as the dust clears, and they will need succor – can you brew a bone knitting potion with the contents of your school bag over a tea light? Because I can. And the world will continue to turn and no matter how important the battle that is raging, the wizarding world is bigger than one castle and wizarding society is more than one institution.
Because cunning is not cowardice, and ambition is not a sin, and some day someone in this milling crowd of scared children will sit on the Wizengamot and someone will invent a startlingly effective magical treatment for a common illness and someone will create renowned works of art and it will, in part, be because I helped make sure they were safely clear of Hogwarts before the castle started falling down around our ears.
Tag: harry potter
school doesnt even test your intelligence it tests your memory
it tests my patience
it tests my ability to hold my pee
it tests my ability to keep calm and not slap a bitch
whoa
There are four types of people at school.
First you have your Ravenclaws
then your Hufflepuffs
then your Gryffindors
and lastly, your Slytherins.
*slow clap for the harry potter fandom*
Thus the muses spake:
“JK you dealt kinda shittily with Dumbledore and other diversity aspects, so we’re gonna go ahead and fix this ourselves”
In other news A+ headcanons from the HP fandom.
HOW COME WHEN HARRY GETS BITTEN BY THE BASILISK IN CHAMBER OF SECRETS THAT DOESNT DESTROY THE HORCRUX IN HIM SOMEONE ANSWER THIS???
Because…
Because… Shit.
Can we get JKR on the phone ?
yes let me just pull out her number real quick hang on yes hello 911 can i speak to jkr pls
I’m going to the HP studios next week and I am going to ask this fucking question I am on the case don’t worry friends
Okay so guess what. I asked a staff member who was there to give a LOT of knowledge of hp. She asked another staff member and then she asked a death eater who also did not know. The conclusion….nooooobody knooooooooooooooows.
The fact that wizard law enforcement found a dude’s finger and immediately closed the investigation, declared him dead, and concluded that the only possible explanation for why they only found a finger was that he was killed so hard that the rest of him was obliterated kind of speaks volumes about why nobody followed up when the genocidal serial killer just vanished.
The Ministry of Magic is fucking useless.
how many muggle born kids showed up at hogwarts like, “i get you’re into magic and don’t get me wrong, magic is awesome, but please don’t try and tell me quills and inkwells make more sense than pencils. i realize you have an aesthetic going, but admit it’s that. admit it’s just for looks.”
I AM SO CONFUSED
OKAY, SO, MY DAD COMES IN AND HANDS ME A LETTER TODAY AND HE WAS LIKE “well I don’t know what’s happening but I’m pretty sure this is for you” AND THIS IS WHAT HE HANDS ME:
so naturally I OPEN IT.
I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT I WAS EXPECTING TO FIND
someone legitimately took the time and money to write out this letter EXACTLY as it appears in Goblet of Fire, and COVER IT IN STAMPS. THEY EVEN SEALED IT WITH WAX.
I DON’T KNOW WHO THE FUCK DID THIS
WHAT IS HAPPENING
People seem to forget that she studied languages and the classics at uni.
WORLDBUILDING
THIS POST IS LITERALLY THE BEST
I’m putting together a masterlist of my fic (or at least the stuff I’m willing to admit that I wrote), and I came across this little gem from 2006 or so.
Animorphs & Harry Potter fusion… thing…
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My name is Tobias.
I’m a red-tailed hawk; I have a territory, I hunt small mammals, and I roost in a tree. It’s not exactly “the good life”, but it’s better than it was a year ago. Or two years ago.
See, I wasn’t born a hawk. I was born human. Well, at least as human as a kid whose father was an alien, and whose mother was a witch. Yes, you read right, my mother was a witch. Normally, I keep my focus of the weird stuff in my life on my father’s half of the tale. Mom’s story was over long ago, and I really don’t like getting into it. But there’s been a few problems lately. So I’m going to have to explain, whether I want to or not.
My mother was a witch from Britain. She’d been on a family vacation to the states— I’m not exactly clear on why, but I think it might have been a “one last hurrah” before she moved full time into the Wizarding World. While in America, she’d been kidnapped by aliens. This is another of those things I don’t really know about. I’ve heard my father’s side of the story, but never her’s. All I know is that somewhere along the way, in the middle of their crazy space-time adventures, my mother fell in love with her rescuer. He wasn’t human— he was a type of alien called an Andalite.
They eventually managed to get back to Earth, and they settled down. I was conceived and everything was doing okay until dad got called back out into his war, and mom’s memories were erased. She moved back to England and married her school-time sweetheart. I don’t think she ever realized that I wasn’t the son of her second husband, but the son of her forgotten first. I didn’t even know until my last birthday. She died thinking I was James Potter’s son. The Wizarding World still believes it.
Which is why I’m telling you this— I’ve got to go back and fix some things I left behind. See, when I was twelve, I ran away from my aunt’s home. There’s not a whole lot of people in Wizarding London that would deny “the great Harry Potter” something. Even international portkeys.
It was… rough, for a while. Social services picked me up, and put me with a foster family. Of course, I didn’t tell anyone I was Harry Potter. I was terrified of being sent back to Wizarding London— I’d just had to deal with a giant snake that had tired to kill me and came real close to killing a friend’s sister. I couldn’t handle something like that again. Not so soon, anyway.
So I became Tobias. I explained being shuffled around the country from foster home to foster home— somehow always winding up back where I’d started— as being shuttled between uncaring family members. It’s not like I hadn’t had experience deal with family that didn’t like me. What I didn’t have experience with was American Muggle life. I was a few years behind on my studies, but it wasn’t so bad. I went to school and made… well, not friends, but acquaintances. Life was pretty normal.
For awhile.
I’d hooked up with some acquaintances at the mall one night. It was the girl I liked, her cousin, her best friend, and her cousin’s best friend. Rachel, Jake, Cassie, and Marco. I still don’t know why they decided to let me walk home with them, but that walk changed all of our lives. My father, even if I didn’t know it was him back then, came back into my life. He was only there for a little while, but he left a definite mark on all of us.
We were there when he died— when he was murdered.
After that, life wasn’t normal anymore. War had come knocking on humanity’s door, and only five teenaged humans were there to answer it. We didn’t know what we were getting into, but we couldn’t just stand back and let things go on. Unfortunately, all wars have causalities… and I was the first. See, my father had given us a special gift, a special power to fight the enemy with. He’d given us the power to morph. We could be any living creature who’s DNA we’d absorbed, for two hours at a time. Once those two hours were up, you’d be stuck, forever in morph.
I’d stayed a hawk for too long.
We fought the good fight; we made some allies and friends. Discovered things no human had ever been meant to. We were manipulated, lied to, forced into battles we didn’t know how to win. Situations that would send any normal kid screaming for their mommies. One such situation resulted in the very being that stole my father and erased my mother’s memories giving me back the power to morph. I could be human again, but only for two hours. Any longer and I would be of even less use as a human than I’d been as a hawk.
But things have gotten far more dangerous now than my teammates, my friends, realize. They don’t know about the Wizarding World. They don’t know of the powers and abilities hidden away in certain parts of the worlds’ cultures, living, laughing, loving without ever crossing over into the mundane world. Their world. My world.
Our enemies, the Yeerks, have found the Wizards. There’s no way to tell the difference between a normal person and a controller— that is to say, a person who’s been completely subjugated by the Yeerk parasite living in their brain. With magic at the fingers tips of their hosts, the Yeerks would have no problem in taking control of the human race. Why have to worry about caging your hosts when a simple spell can control their every movement for you, while you’re outside their body, soaking up Kandrona rays?
It’s time for Harry Potter to return and help his mother’s people, before his father’s war can get out of hand.
Lucius Malfoy: Just you wait until my son tells me about this!

















