Month: June 2012

So you know how I mentioned the water was turned off earlier?

We can’t get it turned back on until we get the leak fixed.

The City gave us a rough estimate of $5500, but the contractor won’t be around until 5pm to give us a proper quote. We’re rigging up a garden hose from a neighbour’s house so we can at least do dishes and flush toilets. 

We’ve been told not to drink it.

I’m lactose intolerant. I survive off of water.

This is going to be hell.

Man, don’t you hate it

when there is a character you like

and you’re really enjoying their interactions

and then all of a sudden you

CAN NOT STAND THEM?

Ugh.

so uh, everyone knows that Marco is reading Homestuck and liveblogging it, right?

right.

well… he is over identifying with John and John’s Dad. 

and

I

may

have

just 

compared Tom and Dirk

and 

there are feels now

so many feels

Things I Say While Driving

Me: Fuck you, oh. Fuck. You.
Me: What the fuck are you doing. What. The fuck. Are you doing.
Me: NICE BLINKER ASSHOLE.
Me: Good luck in the slow lane there, bud.
Me: Why the FUCK are we not even going to speed limit. Why.
Me: Lolol your car’s a piece of shit.
Me: If I miss that green light because of you…
Me: You’re gonna cut me off? You better hope you have a damn good accelerator, bitch.
Me: I AM GOING TEN MILES PER HOUR OVER THE SPEED LIMIT WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT
Me: Shit is that a cop? No.
Me: Shit THAT is a cop.
Me: Nope, roof rack.
Me: Nice 92 Civic, bro. That huge muffler really makes it look nice. I almost thought you were a Ferrari for a second.