and since no one asked: reasons why me falling in love over the internet never works out for me (from most recent crush to an arbitrary cut off)
- married
- married
- engaged
- has a boyfriend
- has a boyfriend
- married
- has a girlfriend
- engaged
- engaged
- married
- never ever going to meet even if I did would trip over my own damn tongue due to shyness
- has a girlfriend
- has a boyfriend
- engaged
- creeped me the fuck out in real life
- engaged
- married
- cute but WAY too young for me
- creeped me the fuck out in real life
- did not feel the same when I told them
- stopped responding to my messages
- stopped responding to my messages
- creeped me the fuck out in real life
- freaked out massively and ended friendship when I told them