after showing dad all the nifty things my new tablet can do…
Dad: When I was your age– wait. No. they didn’t have computers when I was your age. Bill Gates was still in school. Apple was not a thing. No one knew what an “App” was. Was the Commodore 64 even out then?
Me: It came out in 1982.
Dad: Right then. So no one had a clue.