1. Some of this involved intense debate in my head and consultation of the internets because what the fuck do I know about the United States.
  2. Some of it involved giggling.
  3. And some of it involved calling a character by that name ONCE and then not being able to change my mind even if it was Really Really Dumb.

I present to you: the Red and Blue Soldiers of Project Freelancer

Agent Tennessee, aka Lavernius Tucker 
Agent Missouri, aka Michael J. Caboose 
Agent Arkansas, aka Sarge
Agent Nevada, aka Richard Simmons
Agent Arizona, aka Dexter Grif 
Agent Oregon, aka Franklin Delano Donut
Agent Louisiana, aka Lopez 

right so

I’ve had “red and blue soldiers of project freelancer” rattling around in my head since I watched the finale.

and I feel like Epsilon promoted the sim troopers to actual freelancers. Because why the fuck not, who cares if Project Freelancer was disbanded. They’re Freelancers. So I may have already spent more time than necessary giving the reds and blues freelancer codenames.

This cannot end well.

8bitalpha:

thewhoopingblob:

you know why i bet church expected to be welcomed back with open arms?

church probably didn’t think it would have mattered to anyone if he left. you know when people normally say, “miss me?” sarcastically like he did? after minutes of being gone, after a meaningless amount of time. church probably didn’t think he mattered enough to have people be angry with him, or to really miss him that much. he didn’t think he’d hurt anyone if he dropped off the face of chorus with carolina.

church didn’t ask if they missed him because he’s a smug prick.

church asked if they missed him because he probably thought they didn’t.

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