1. Some of this involved intense debate in my head and consultation of the internets because what the fuck do I know about the United States.
  2. Some of it involved giggling.
  3. And some of it involved calling a character by that name ONCE and then not being able to change my mind even if it was Really Really Dumb.

I present to you: the Red and Blue Soldiers of Project Freelancer

Agent Tennessee, aka Lavernius Tucker 
Agent Missouri, aka Michael J. Caboose 
Agent Arkansas, aka Sarge
Agent Nevada, aka Richard Simmons
Agent Arizona, aka Dexter Grif 
Agent Oregon, aka Franklin Delano Donut
Agent Louisiana, aka Lopez 

right so

I’ve had “red and blue soldiers of project freelancer” rattling around in my head since I watched the finale.

and I feel like Epsilon promoted the sim troopers to actual freelancers. Because why the fuck not, who cares if Project Freelancer was disbanded. They’re Freelancers. So I may have already spent more time than necessary giving the reds and blues freelancer codenames.

This cannot end well.

Okay look guys, I don’t mean to be rude, but I’ve got a missing girlfriend, a guy who’s pregnant, an idiot who thinks his pet just died, and our worst enemy is hanging out unsupervised at our base right now. So I really, really, really, don’t have time for this horseshit right now.

failfox:

ichidou:

Uh, what was that part about the pregnant guy?

HE’S NOT PREGNANT