- Some of this involved intense debate in my head and consultation of the internets because what the fuck do I know about the United States.
- Some of it involved giggling.
- And some of it involved calling a character by that name ONCE and then not being able to change my mind even if it was Really Really Dumb.
I present to you: the Red and Blue Soldiers of Project Freelancer
Agent Tennessee, aka Lavernius Tucker
Agent Missouri, aka Michael J. Caboose
Agent Arkansas, aka Sarge
Agent Nevada, aka Richard Simmons
Agent Arizona, aka Dexter Grif
Agent Oregon, aka Franklin Delano Donut
Agent Louisiana, aka Lopez