right so

I’ve had “red and blue soldiers of project freelancer” rattling around in my head since I watched the finale.

and I feel like Epsilon promoted the sim troopers to actual freelancers. Because why the fuck not, who cares if Project Freelancer was disbanded. They’re Freelancers. So I may have already spent more time than necessary giving the reds and blues freelancer codenames.

This cannot end well.

so dear chairman,

to you and your idiotic mercenaries, we would like to say,

bring it on mother fuckers

we’re not goin’ anywhere

from your friends,

the incredibly badass [and sexually attractive] red and blue soldiers of project freelancer

ps suck our balls