The problem with being the only one in a specific group of friends who likes football is when they schedule things at the same time as a game you’ve been waiting all year for.
Kickoff is 2:30.
Originally pathfinder was scheduled to start at 5pm. That gave me plenty of time for watching. Now we are meeting at 2:30.
so yeah. Foul mood already.
Gyn is most likely going to be a complete and utter bitch to everyone because that’s what happens when I am in a foul mood.
Sorry.
Wazy: We are the opposite of gay porn! We are a misogynist heterosexual married couple!
Sam: Wait, did you say misogynist?
Matt: I’m not misogynist!
Wazy: huh? That’s not the word? What’s the word?
Matt: Monogamist.
Did we just make a love pentagram?
Having spent most of my day watching various lets play and nostalgia critic videos, I find myself wanting to get some no reason reviews done.
Although this time we should probably use fic offered up for review instead of trolling aff for weird summaries.
Canadian TV show ReBoot to be rebooted – Your Community
REBOOT IS COMING BACK REBOOT IS COMING BACK REBOOT IS COMING BACK
THIS IS NOT A DRILL
oh my GOD
fun fact you can tell who my canadian followers are
PROSE
TOXICURE
JC
RUE
LOOOOOOOOOOOK!!
What are you implying? That she’s my zombie shed vagina?
Is this the same coworker who is an animal-hating asshat?
They are indeed one in the same.
#calgary water world Calgary Waterworld: now with less Kevin Costner and more scientific plausibility!
Yes thank you
With Matt (prose-before-hos), Wazy (toxicure) and Sammi (yours truly)
[da nah nah nah nah BATBLOGGING]
Matt: Look at his lips. They are so luscious. Ra’s al Ghul is going to kiss you now.
Wazy: Oh yes Batman, keep running towards the fire.
Matt: Corrugated steel has nothing on Batman.
Matt: I like how Batman ran there. Oh no~! Jason~! [prances about the room]
Wazy: JENSEN ACKLES
Matt: AS… NOT BATMAN
Wazy: AND BATMAN. AS UNDER THE RED HOOD
Matt: RED AS UNDER THE BATHOOD.
Wazy: The most amazing buddy cop movie you’ve ever seen!
Matt: CHRIS FARLEY AS BATMAN.
Wazy: GOOD YEAR. It was not though.
Wazy: Wait, is that a police blimp?
Sammi: Yes.
Wazy: That doesn’t strike me as very efficient
Sammi: You have a heart as red as your mask.
Wazy: Leave it to the black guy to say ‘damn’
Wazy: BUT DON’T YOU DARE FUCKING DEAL TO CHILDREN
Sammi: Nice mutton chops, bruh.
Wazy: Well Jensen Ackles was in this, so they had to give Jared a shout out, too.
Wazy: I wonder if Batman just stays up all day coming up with lines. ‘Master Bruce, please go to bed.’ ‘No! I have a line for this!’
Sammi: Yes. Yes he does.
Wazy: Why does it look like Namor? If I’m going to make a cyborg, I wouldn’t make it look like Namor.
Wazy: I JUST WANT TO HELP, WHY DON’T YOU LOVE ME??
Wazy: Why is Nightwing more prepared for this than Batman? Isn’t Batman’s superpower being super prepared?
Sammi: For a second it looked like he had four arms!
Wazy: CATCH ME BATMAN!
Wazy: Thanks Neil Patrick Harris.
Wazy: What did he kill them with?
Sammi: His mind.
Wazy: Good thing he has Batgoggles!
Wazy: Always cleaning up Batman’s messes. You can get out of the batcave, but you can never stop cleaning up the guano.
Sammi: Yeah harpoon Jay. That’s the way to do it.
Wazy: Think about the millions of dollars of damage that would do. He just let a harpoon with a hood on it detach from his batplane! It’ll kill someone!
Wazy: So wait, why did he take Joker’s name? Red Hood was the Joker, right?
Sammi: Yeah. It’s because he killed him.
Sammi: Cute Jay, real cute.
Sammi: Or he can take off on you.
Wazy: He does that. He’s Batman.
Sammi: You’re… industrial stapling it to the roof.
Wazy: Yes. Industrial stapling a helicopter to the roof. Because reasons.
Sammi: Of course you’ve seen it before. YOU TRAINED HIM.
Wazy: See, Batman never says get in the car, but at least he says move.
Sammi: Such an animu face there.
Wazy: I know. Angst, angst, angst.
Wazy: You want to be that woman when you grow up.
Sammi: Yes.
Wazy: Who are these people? Lightsaber ninjas? Tron ninjas? Lightsaber tron ninjas? SHIT IT’S THE LIGHTSABER TRON NINJA MOTORCYCLE GANG!
Matt: Wait for it… wait for it…
Sammi: Spazalicious
Matt: And guess what? He still did! Batman, you fucked up.
Wazy: Batman: worst dad.
Wazy: I’m a distraction~
Sammi: Tralalalala la~
Matt: Batman, I’m over here~
Wazy: Not my jacket! Do you know how much this cost? We’re not all made of money!
Wazy: Bathroom, bathroom, fighting in a bathroom! Batman and Robin are fighting in a bathroom!
Wazy: Sounds a lot like Supernatural if you close your eyes.
Wazy: Still sounds like Supernatural.
Wazy: Just keep killing your Robins and sticking them in lazarus pits, Batman. It’s working so well.
Prose: You both look female but act–
Toxicure: Male?
Prose: What? That–
Renne: We look female but act male.
Prose: No, I–
Toxicure: That’s what you meant.
Prose: My mind brain is confused.