Wazy: Bitch you’re not a bull. Or whatever uses a crowbar. Or poker stick or–
Felix: Morgan Freeman.
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Wazy: You shouldn’t touch things, lady. You get cutscenes.
Wazy: Look for the– Bear Necessities–
Matt: Wrong movie!
Felix: Close enough!
Matt: You’ve reached the Voice Cauldron of the witch, I’m not in right now.
Matt: How did those kids find all these secret passages?
Felix: They made them.
Wazy: You can never find things to wear when you’re a bear.
Felix: She has a TARDIS! She’s a Time Lord!
Matt: Wouldn’t she be a Time Lady?
Felix: No.
Matt: Oh right. Time Lord is the species name. Or Gallifreyan.
Felix: Try saying that with a Scottish accent.
Matt: Gallifreyan.
Felix: Gallifreyan.
Matt: …I can’t roll my rs. But it definitely sounds better that way.
Wazy: You see a glowing thing. Eat it?
Felix: Eat it.
Wazy: You reach for the wisp while eating Nanako’s science project.
Wazy: I don’t know why, but I like watching that man getting attacked by animals.
Matt: Feet aren’t woven together! They’re feet!