Wazy: I didn’t believe in ghosts until one scratched my head. Are you scratching me?
Sam: no, but you just spat on me.
Tag: toxicure and gallowswifi = epic bros
my attempt to channel Karkat re:
which was in response to “FUCK YOU AND THE HORSE YOU RODE IN ON”
Sam: Goddammit, I thought I blocked this guy.
Wazy: Which guy, stupid question guy?
Sam: No, this arabic guy.
Wazy: What? No, Sammi, you need to date this guy!
Sam: What?
Wazy: He’s arabic, he has a magic carpet.
Sam: He’s a douchebag.
Wazy: HE HAS A MAGIC CARPET. And probably a genie!
Sam: Still a douchebag.
Wazy: YOU NEED TO DATE THE CRAP OUT OF THIS GUY AND STEAL HIS MAGIC CARPET AND HIS GENIE.
Sam: HE IS A DOUCHEBAG.
doin’ creeper misha stuff
Sam: At the end there I was all whoa. I can feel my brain moving.
Wazy: Bobby?
Watching DBZKAI…
Sam: Oh look, the only one of these guys that is actually important is Piccolo
Wazy: Yeah. Might as well not even wish the other three back, it’s not like they do anything.
Sam: Yamcha go away I want to talk to Piccolo. I need to know how he raised my son. I need to do better.
Wazy: It’s like a John and Bobby thing.
Sam: Goku is John?
Wazy: HAHAHA YES. Piccolo is going to take Gohan to play Dodge. He needs to learn how to Dodge, Goku. You fail as a father.
so
your astrological sign + your best friend’s astrological sign
the corresponding trolls are now your otp
how fucked is your fandom now?
Libra and Leo.
so Terezi (me) and Nepeta (toxicure)
…
…you know, I think that’s slightly less fucked than the real world is when Wazy and I get together.
watching ghost adventures:
tv: you can hear something dragging, and footsteps like someone’s been following us
sam: It’s pyramid head guys. Get the fuck out of there.
waz: oh fuck, that’s a sword!