Quotes

You know what you should do? Wait. No that would result in death.

Wait. if Dean and Sam are Panty and stocking, then who’s Brief?”
“Cas.”
“What about—”
“Garterbelt is Bobby.

Everyone always says ‘I’m glad you’re on our side’, but what if they weren’t? Why doesn’t anyone say ‘Why are you on our side?’ and ‘Oh god, not you’.

Thirty-eight years I’ve been an actor, and on my tombstone it’s gonna say “He got kissed by Mark Sheppard.”

“Marco.”

“Yes, Jake.”

“If you wanted to chase women you could have stayed home.”

“Believe me, I wish I had. I had a good life. I had it all. They’re going to have to cancel my show, do you realize that? But, hey, without me who would take care of you and the winged wonder here?”

“Marco, you were bored out of your mind.”

“Yes, I was.”

“If I hadn’t asked you to come you’d have killed me.”

“Yes, Jake, I would.”

“But that’s not going to change the fact that you’ll be whining endlessly about the wonderful life you gave up, is it?”

“I really doubt it.”

Well Matt was at my house and Louis asked, “Is Matt going to be my Doctor?” I said, “Yes, he is.” “Will he pick me up from school then?” “No, he won’t pick you up from school, he’s just your Doctor.” “Will he take me to the shops then?” “NO.” But Matt said “Yes, I’ll take him to the shops, that’s fine.” Sue and I said “No, Matt, you can’t..” But it was too late, Louis led Matt out to the shops. We later learned that Louis had walked him down the street and had met some friends from school. Louis was boasting to them, “This is the new Doctor Who”, and was showing him off like an acquisition! And poor Matt was just standing there, going “Yes, I’m the new Doctor Who, hello!