dad ftw – rennegades backup

so I was talking to my dad about my day in the hospital

and he comes out with

“It never helps to talk to someone. Wait. NO. THAT’S NOT WHAT I MEANT. IT NEVER HURTS TO TALK TO SOMEONE!”

…oh god

my dad is so very drunk right now

I mean. He can’t even speak using real words.

And listening to him try to explain all the “work” he got done has been… interesting.

“Ah muthrafuz wall yargab down argh dfun BOB anfuhee eza!”

…oh for God’s sake, Ichi. What are you doing out there?

my dad says to my dog as he’s locking the house up for the night

HOLY SHIT

for the first time in years dad is casting runes.

…

…for facebook…?

I’m not sure I want to know.

‘What’s going on? What’s going on?’
‘I don’t know, I don’t have my sun glasses on! I can’t make my move!’

Mom and Dad, mocking CSI: Miami