So apparently Calgary has recently passed a law about derelict vehicles. 

Any vehicle that isn’t insured and can’t go anywhere will be towed. If you want to work on your car, you need to have it in your garage.

Gee, thanks Calgary.

HOW ABOUT THOSE OF US WHO DON’T HAVE A FUCKING GARAGE?!

If anyone even THINKS about coming for the ‘cuda, I swear to God I will flay them alive. 

That car is my inheritance. You better believe I will FIGHT for it >/