this is my 3333th post

I wanted to post something epic and awesome and pure win

instead you get this picture, and I am going to rant:

thank you, oh so delightful delivery person! 

It’s been raining off and on all day. Everything is wet and soggy and gross

so thank you for leaving my package on the front doorstep.

I know you’ve all gotten used to my dad being home and answering the door at first knock, so not finding him home must have been a shock

but you could have tucked it between the screen and the door

or even just leaned it up against the house in one of the dry spots 

they’re pretty noticeable

you didn’t have to leave it smack dab in the middle of the stoop where it is wet and gross

where it sat for four hours, getting wet

because I know when you deliver stuff to my house. I used to come home as you were delivering things

so thanks for that

(thankfully it was just the wonderflex and not any of my electronic components. I’d have been PISSED if any of that stuff got ruined)