Because I finally got to the Expo. On the last day, yeah. But I MADE IT!
Take THAT, Universe!
The following chronicles my adventures:
^This is from the day I couldn’t get in. This is all I saw of the awesome inside the building on that day.
^ There were many Doctors, but this little guy brought along his own TARDIS. Or she brought him, whichever. I got there before 7 and there were still fifty or so people ahead of me. This kid got there ten minutes after me but by that time there were nearly a hundred people between our places in line.
^Rogue was also in line.
^Deadpool is not nearly as ugly under that mask as he leads people to believe.
^Daleks are now fashionable.
^I have no idea who this guy is.
^This guy’s head was on fire and shit.
^This picture is self-explanatory.
^ There was a band that played while we waited to get in. They played covers of video game music. It was exactly as excellent as it seems.
^ Angelina Jolie adopted Short Round, so Indiana Jones picked up a Canadian replacement.
Sadly, all the photo ops were utterly sold out, even though I was one of the first people ‘through the gate’. My utter dejection was somewhat lifted by spotting the following
^That, ladies and gents, is the Greendale Human Being. Made even more terrifying by the fact thatit would not speak.
^ Crushed by never having the chance to take a picture with Adam Baldwin, Adam West, Wil Weaton OR Patrick Stewart, I formed an unholy alliance to seek my revenge.
^ But then I was distracted by Spider-man on a bus.
^ Really on top of a bus.
^ Met up with Deadpool again to reminisce about old times. He had fewer boobs this time around. (I don’t even mind the epic photobombing going on here)
^ At the Expo you can get your future read for a song.
^ There was also a giant robot.
AND THEN IT HAPPENED.
I GOT A FRONT ROW SEAT TO SEE
*DRUMROLL*
THE MAN HIMSELF
*MORE DRUMROLL*
THE ONE, THE ONLY, THE ADORKABLE
*INCREASINGLY ANNOYING DRUMROLL*
Wil Weaton.
I need some time before I can recap that event.
Hey Prose! I found a picture of you~