so today I have been halfassedly working on a Big Bang Theory / Avengers crossover. 

I’m not really sure why, but it hit me on the way home from work and hasn’t stopped bothering me yet. 

Look, here is a little snippet~!

“You can’t stay here!”

“Penelope…”

“No way, Philip. Nuh-uh. Not happening.”

“I can’t exactly go anywhere else, Penny. I’m legally deceased; until the government gets my new life set up for me, I need to lay low.”

“You shoulda thought about that sooner, mister secret government agent man.”

“…”

“…”

“I’ll pay the rent.”

“…well I suppose, out of the goodness of my heart, I could see about letting you stay with me for a little while.”

“You are too kind, little sister.”

“Oh, and you’re going to have to work on looking a little less… put together.”

“…why.”

“I kinda sorta maybe told people you were a meth dealer.”

“…”

So uh yeah

Penny is now Penny Coulson in my head. 

Her unnamed (and supposed meth dealer) brother is Agent Phil Coulson. Because somehow this works.

(I also subscribe to the whole Men in Black Agent K as Coulson’s dad headcanon so  there may be guest appearances should I ever actually write this mess out)