Beautiful doll! Though the doll should come in flawless, shouldn’t it?? You should definitely call and complain.

That’s actually why I took so many photos of it. There’s seven or eight pictures in total, and I’ll be sending them with my complaint.

I know you have an ass-kicking name for this lovely little doll, but she will be forever dubbed ‘Lady Limpsalot’ in my heart.

Ass-kicking? Really? My other dolls are Potpourri, Ehmy, Spyral and Tav. I don’t think those really count as “ass-kicking”… and  I don’t actually have a name for her yet.

Lady Limpsalot is so not going to be her name, however.