Things I have learned tonight:
2003 me shipped Snarry [2014 rennegades shudders in horror oh my god]
and I read a whole lot of just plain weird fanfic in 2003
Things I have learned tonight:
2003 me shipped Snarry [2014 rennegades shudders in horror oh my god]
and I read a whole lot of just plain weird fanfic in 2003
RE: the new episode of RVB
Knew it.
neither of them is actually gay
i whisper angrily as i close out yet another tab of slashfic
they both have genuine emotional, romantic, and sexual attractions to women in canon
and genuine emotional, romantic, and sexual relationships with women
so unless you have a damn good theory about how they were faking that the entire time
they’re not gay
they’re bisexual
#oh my god same though like#when people just make characters gay even though they’ve had canon hetero love interests or whatever like#why#you dont have to do this#there is actually a sexuality specifically for these people#it is not gay#it is bi#they are bisexual#why this (via savingsergeantbarnes)
your tags are just so spot on [sobs into hands]
the casual bi/pan erasure in fandom is so frustrating
I may have given myself salmonella poisoning. Yay.
Am I going to go to the doctor to find out for sure? Only if these symptoms actually last longer than a day or two.
In the meantime… ugh.
steppauseturnpausepivotstepstep:
So I just found out that Laverne Cox has an identical twin brother, who played pre-transition Sophia in OITNB.
I was wondering how they found someone that looked just like her to play the role!
Super cool.they were discussing Sophia’s back story and she told them “ya know, i have a twin brother.” they asked him to do it and he said yes!
fun fact Jenji Kohan told Laverne Cox that they were going to hire somebody to play her pre-transition because they didn’t want to traumatize her or trigger dysphoria by having her pretend to be a man and she was like “no no, I can do this, I’m an actress” but the creators of the show insisted on using her twin brother instead
today this guy told me that my dress made my ass look fat (he sad it as a ‘compliment’) and obviously since it was 8:30 I was too tired for that shit and I replied with ‘saying my ass is fat wont make your dick any bigger’ and when he tried to defend himself saying his dick was big enough I told him that it doesn’t count if he shoved two thirds of it in his personality and he just looked at me completely defenseless AND BASICALLY I STOLE THAT LINE FROM HERE BUT I SLAYED
y’all bleed outta your vaginas
once a month, your panties look like a fucking murder scene
you are basically giVING BIRTH TO THE FUCKING LINING OF ONE OF YOUR INTERNAL ORGANS
and yet you just go about your daily business like
people with periods are fucking badass.
it occurred to me today that there are some really bizarre turns of phrase that I use in my everyday life
“she wrapped herself around a tree” is such a poetic way of saying “single vehicle impact with a tree causing death”
I can’t imagine why Google prefers their FIFA World Cup Doodles over my well-researched one. Oh well, their loss I guess.