to recap last night:

there was booze
and dancing
and more booze
and BACON

and I kept telling Kate that I was Dave.

so when she tickled me enough for me to flail about and fall out of bed

I was dead Dave.

My shoulders and back feel weird.

Alright. It is le officalness.

aside frim being all drynk and shit. Kate and I hace decided we are better off as friend type things. althouh shr is currently taljing about shovibg me up against walls and shit.

i am le single and stuff.

if you arre the type with the crush on the.rennegades hit me up in the ask box. yaaaaaaaaaaaay
biooooze

i mean

yaaaaaaaaaay rebound?
single?
sommat lime that?

WAZY YOU DO NOY GET OPINION IN THIS. FUCK YOU AND YOUR I TOLD YOUS

I have not eaten in swvem hours.

We’bw bwem drinkimg sounla


doubles

may be all kinsa of not aober.

sober.

haha i cam type. fucking phone kwyboard versus ling nails

hahahahahahha

prose-before-hos replied to your post: Wasn’t Rachel’s bear morph a grizzly bear and not a black bear?

Yup! The t-shirt is actually blue with a brown bear on it, but as I was just in a tiny kiosk and didn’t want the sales person to know I was taking photos of the merch, I didn’t turn the flash on on my phone. 🙂

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Guy stages a fake occult secret society meeting, then orders pizza

San Diego photographer Tim King recently hosted a secret society-themed party for eight of his friends, complete with robes, masks, and a soundtrack provided by the “chanting monks” Pandora station. Then he ordered a pizza delivery, turned on a video camera, and waited.

See this is a prank. It’s fun, it’s funny, it doesn’t hurt anyone, and it gives the guy getting pranked a good story to tell with no skin off his back.

WHY DON’T I KNOW EIGHT PEOPLE WHO WOULD DO THIS BULLSHIT WITH ME

That was just great! I wonder what the pizza guy told his coworkers! XD

that was amazing omg

Beautiful. Just… beautiful.

accidentally hit the voice command button on my phone while going to my room. I used my command line and told it to turn off.

Really not sure how “Jarvis turn off” became “history”, and pulled up googke search…

watching The Bible.

I’ve always pictured Samson as a white pretty boy. You know, because that’s what I’ve always been taught he looked like.

But you know what?

I like the way The Bible presents him a whole hell of a lot more than the “classical” representations.

A tall, bulky black man with dreadlocks down to his hips. Â