Of a conversation Me and Matt had 2 days ago:
Me: Just jump over cars, yesh. Non-ninja Pedestrians!
Matt: So, you’re saying it’s Sammi’s fault she got hit by a car?
Me: Yes. She wasn’t looking for cars!
Matt: She was in a soccer feild!
Me: she should have know that 13 year olds enjoy driving…
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WHAT?
goddammit
I wish I’d done that :/