FINALLY. god tumblr, all I wanna do is talk about my dog, is that so much to ask?

took Ichigo to the vet today, after many days of trying to get him to stop licking his butt/tail/leg raw. The vet filled me with HORRIBLE HORRIBLE IMAGERY while going “But that’s probably not the problem :D” because the vet is a horrible troll.

bill came out to $150, with another $60-$80 for the follow-up visit next week to make sure that silly puppy’s issue really is as mundane as the vet predicted. Definitely cheaper than surgery. He was worried that Ichi’s something-something glands had ruptured inside and that there might have to be surgery or something. Except that he also was fairly sure that wasn’t the problem and ARGH. GODDAMMIT VET. Stop filling my head with terrible imagery D: