haven’t bothered with reg. don’t really want to spend money (even though I brought lots), so here I am. Sitting outside the vendors waiting for Rue and Iolis.
Rue has requested I write porn while I wait.
uh.
porn. porn porn pornity porn. cock cunt dick something something hot throbbing member pressing against supple flesh wetness something blah blah juices flowing and hardness aching, two people of indeterminanteness coming together in the ultimate expression of can’t fucking control lust wtf ever this pairing would never happen in canon so kinky sex it is. angsting over giving it up to THE ENEMY!! who is also brother maybe sister sometimes neither because conflict yes conflict that is almost as good as sloppy makeouts and hot hot fan service followed by fingers and tongues and mouths and oops they did it again. this time with scarves and whips and digimon sorry wait pokemon or was it just a plushie? all the sexing occurs on top of a pile of plush rumps because why the fuck not.
and they’ll never stop because they are trapped in a sexy AU where characterization goes out the fucking window.
the end.