“Not gay, you swear.”
If I thought writing 13 year old Claire was hard while writing smut, listening to MY OWN VOICE NARRATE BAD PORN is 100x harder.
edit: listen to me narrate bad porn here!
Tag: no reason reviews
MY LIFE AS A PONY GIRL
oh fuck it totally just came on
WAZY OUR MASTERPIECE. IT HAS TERRIBLE TIMING.
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
AND NOW FOR SOME AWKWARD FAN FICTION
So Shotgun came over to hang out with Matt today. So we had dinner and watched Tron – and some how those last few seconds of the movie with Qorra leaning into Sam as they drive towards the city turned into this …. MONSTROSITY….. Our attempt at Kairi Goes Down on Olette – Tron Style.
We Call it
“The Last of the Isos”
*Quorra
*tongue
so I. don’t know what the fuck that was.
but I kinda want to make it a podfic now.
YOU LOVE IT!!!! WE WROTE IT FOR YOU!!!!! YOU NARRORATE I’LL BE SAM AND SHOTGUN WILL BE QORRA!!!! WE MUST NO REASON REVIEW!!!!!!! <3<3<3
OF COURSE I WILL NARRATE! I ALWAYS MAKE WITH THE NARRATION, FOR I AM EPIC NARRATOR!!
a little bit of no reason reviews…
…man I should know better than to read fic by someone who’s terrible fic has been “enjoyed” on NRR. Damn my need to read all the supernatural fic on TTH. damn it to hell.
In the interests of not spoiling the fuck out of Lyx and Prose, I must be vague like a vague thing but seriously? God just res’d an angel so he could i dunno… kill Lucifer or some vengeance shit like that, and then there was some random shit about Dean and Castiel and threesomes and then God threw Chuck around.
idefk