illegallydead:
“This episode is actually called Exile on Main Street.” “HIPSTERS!”
“Oh look I made a hole in the ground! It’s BIG!”
“Dean will just live a regular every kind of pie life. It’s PIE.”
“Lucky cunts, they get to wake up at seven. Assholes. I’m up at six.” “You get up at seven.” “But my alarm clock goes off at six thirty.”
“BEN. Eat the salty eggs!”
“OH GOD HE HAS A VAN?!” “No, it’s a truck.”
“This apple pie life sucks.” “No it doesn’t, it has beer and pie.”
“Oh god he’s hanging out with a guy in a hawaiian shirt!”
“And he’s on a footstool! Oh wait, that’s Ben.” “Why would he be on a foot stool? he’s pretty tall.” “Six one.” “Well he’s not moose tall.”
“Hey! Ben. Are you possessed? Good. Baby! Baby, are you possessed? Good. Little Brother! Are you in hell? aw…”
“Dude! That man bought you beer.”
“Watched an Angel drink an entire liquor store.” “That was entrancing.”
“Haha. Dean. Respectable.” “HA!”
“He still has a three state radius.” “No, it’s upgraded to five. Sam’s Deathcock isn’t there to deter anyone.”
“Don’t drink and drive, you idiot!” “It’s just his truck, not the impala.”
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