on tonight’s list of things to do:

finish writing

  • “A dissertation on the possibilities and probabilities surrounding the biological origins and forms of the reproductive systems and organs of a specific humanoid species, as well as the cultural taboos spawned due to possible biological factors meaning that there is much talk of bulges, nooks, and pailings.”
  • aka “Sex, Reproduction, and Trolls.”

and post it. because you know you want to read it with that fancy title.