Okay, fanfic writers: I double-dog dare you.

homoerotics:

kavinskysdick:

emmagrant01:

Open up the file of the last fic you worked on, copy the very first sentence of that fic (no cheating!), add it to the bottom of this post, and reblog.

Eames first learned of the Kaiju when he was twenty-two.

IT’S COMING ALONG REALLY SLOWLY OK

Dean hummed and air drummed the beat of the latest song stuck in his head as he walked back to his apartment from the library, looking forward to seeing Cas after a day of long lectures and tedious group project work.

DEAN/CAS COLLEGE AUS ARE MY CATHARSIS OKAY DON’T LOOK AT ME

(I had to dig the paper out of my purse, since I write on scraps at work, but…)

He will never be of an impressive size.