I’m working on a budget to make sure I can actually use that RTX ticket I bought.
Looking at the cost of plane tickets, this may be cheaper than going to Texas for Lazer Team. It helps that I’m not booking barely a month in advance.
SO
I
may have
bought
anrtxticketeventhoughimightnotbeableaffordgoing
Babylonian era problems. (photo via tbc34)
old school hate mail
Imagine how pissed you have to be to engrave a rock
Ok but there was this guy called Ea-nasir who was a total crook and would actually cheat people ought of good copper and sell them shit instead.
The amount of correspondences complaining to and about this guy are HILARIOUS.Are you telling me we know about a specific guy who lived 5000 years ago, by name, because he was a huge asshole
More like 4000 years ago but yes. Ea-nasir and his dodgy business deals.
And just think, back in the day someone was like “everyone will know what you did! For now and all time!” and Ea-nasir didn’t believe them and here we are now
There are many roads to immortality. Some require being such a dick that your name is never forgotten.
#life goals: be such an enormous asshole that people’s complaints will echo through all of eternity
I just now realised my stripey socks would work wonderfully for dogtier Jade.
I’ve worn them every other day for three weeks.
the ‘most likely to ignore you for a dog’ squad
Taurus, Cancer, Libra, Scorpio, Sagittarius, Capricorn, Pisces
another highly recommended life tip:
when a boy tells you that you “arent like other girls” or that you are “so unique because you like comics”
look offended
really offended
like narrow your eyes and look confused
and ask him how many girls he actually knows
and if he replies that he knows a lot just sit there looking really skeptical
in other news im reading an essay from 1894 and this woman Sarah Grand refers to men who cry about feminism as “the Bawling Brotherhood”
can we bring that back please thats fucking hilarious
sexual orientation: bones in the captains chair
