rennegades backup

vidconwitch:

darnhomosexuals:

missvoltairine:

I just saw a thing where people blamed the Comics Code on SJWs

yeah the Comics Code was a real victory for people calling for more LGBT representation in comics! no, you assholes, that was YOU. Reactionary conservatives were responsible for the Comics Code, not “bleeding-heart liberal SJWs”, at least learn the most basic history of this shit if you’re gonna run  your mouth about “comicsgate”.

wait like. the 1950s comics code?

what are people gonna blame “the SJWs” for next? the Hayes Code? the Magna Carta?? the Leges Langobadorum??? the Twelve Tables???? the Codex of Hammurabi?????

the SJWs have sent me down from Mount Sinai with two stone tablets bearing the names of my 10 most problematic faves

Sorry to say but that wasn’t to me. I’ve been tempted on occasion to play but as yet I have not. 

dog-of-ulthar:

nudityandnerdery:

“If you step out that door, you’re an Avenger.”

Oh my god. Is this movie going to support my headcanon that Clint just picks up strays and recruits them into SHIELD/the Avengers/whoever he’s working for then?

“If you step through that door—”

“CLINT, YOU’VE GOT TO STOP MAKING PEOPLE AVENGERS.  YOU DON’T HAVE THE AUTHORITY.”

“Steve but this one has promise—”

“CLINT THAT IS A PIGEON.”

osheamobile:

kiragecko:

elfgrove:

osheamobile:

elfgrove:

osheamobile:

elfgrove:

I don’t think that’ll happen. Immunity to chemicals/poisons tends to be built up in matters of small exposures (I think, not my field) and the villains would have to be using the same basic chemicals every time, not likely. You’d also have to survive the prior exposures which seems not very Gotham~y. — Besides, it’s a fictional city and that wouldn’t make for a good story precedent to set, the citizens as immune to such a common plot point.

Now what I’d like to see is the people of Gotham building an immunity to widespread media panic about said Joker Gas.

It becomes like a pollen count on the weather. “And today’s expected Joker Toxin index is listed at 15.4, so make sure to put those breakable objects away on high shelves and put the kids to bed early, because this is going to be a bad one.”

And then the next panel shows an average family just matter-of-fact, getting the seatbelts (that they’ve installed by now) and strapping themselves in while green and/or purple clouds start filtering in through the window, so they’re safely secured when they start to have painful hysterical fits.

Every time the Joker breaks out, sporting goods stores have a BOGO sale on mouthguards.

Yes.

And like certain cities I know of down South where there’s a chemical depot, many citizens actually own gas masks and there’s sirens for leaks.

You wanna help out Bruce? Those gas masks that you and the Robins don to such good effect (until a villain knocks it off mid-fight), have Wayne Enterprises “develop” a cost-effective public version to sell since it’s such a regular issue. How to keep your giant ass company in business and make your night job easier. Hell, given how regularly it comes up, the government would pay for it. They do in real life.

I’d love to see little things about how there’s water filters commonly purchased advertised by being “Gotham-Grade” or how it was tested and proven to filter out chemicals just like was used in the Scarecrow’s last attack. Stuff like that.

Immunity isn’t likely, but companies capitalizing on the commonality of the threat, locals being desensitized to the repeated same threat situations — that’s stuff I’d buy.

I grew up in North Alabama. — We are not going in the safe room yet, that tornado cell isn’t close and it’s gonna be really boring sitting in a closet with the battery operated radio. Just leave the weather coverage running on the TV and come help fix dinner. — You learn to read how much of an immediate issue commonly occurring dangers are and you take reasonable action without flipping out. It’s part of the routine.

“Honey, get back here and finish your dinner. You heard the radio; Killer Croc is two blocks south of here and going the wrong direction. Your food’s getting cold.”

This is exactly the kind of Gothamite I would expect.

“Channel 8 says the fight with Freeze is going on in Tribeca and headed towards the West Village, your school is not going to be closed tomorrow. Now go write your report. You’ll wish you had to deal with Batman if you bring home one more D in Mr. Jones class.”

People choose entertainment based on how nondescript the name and theme are, and places with giant smiling faces/puns of ANY kind quickly go bankrupt. Street and buildings have been quietly renumbered so there are less 2s. Restaurants close on holidays and everyone has quiet meals indoors – Takeout places triple their business. Restaurants adapt by offering unnamed parallel days of celebration –

‘Come in February 17th with your significant other. Enjoy a quiet, safe meal – our dining room features no unnecessary decorations, and our name has no unfortunate associations in the world’s 32 most common languages!’

yes i want a gotham not crushed by murder and fear where people have adapted and are rarely in too much danger where businesses no longer have themes because theme criminals are so bad for business 

Elf, it got better.

jokesmymomwouldlike:

If you’re feeling down today just remember that, because Sherlock Holmes is officially out of copyright, your fanfiction about Sherlock the Gay Space Unicorn is now exactly as legitimate in the eyes of the law as Moffat’s Sherlock.