laughing forever at the fact that plato wrote this:
“the notion that Patroclus was the beloved one is a foolish error into which Aeschylus has fallen, for Achilles was surely the fairer of the two, fairer also than all the other heroes; and, as Homer informs us, he was still beardless, and younger far”
which is pretty much just saying
“Aeschylus is so dumb. obviously patroclus topped and achilles was the bottom because he’s prettier”
The grand old Greek tradition of shipwars will never fail to amuse me.