Tide has this commercial that I guess is supposed to be sweet.

Business Mom is skyping with her kids and talking to the camera (I think, I always seem to have my back to the tv when it’s on…) about how great Tide is because it has a fresh scent that lasts longer so her little girls are always reminded that she cares and will be home soon yada yada yada

and every single time I just hear:

“I have to use this because my significant other is too lazy to do laundry while I’m gone.”