I set up another dating site account on a whim. Right now the only things on it are three pictures of me in different costumes, and the following:

I am looking for a relationship, not to be someone’s booty call. I do not enjoy sex. As such, I do not engage in intercourse with anyone until at least 6 to 8 months have passed since the date of decision to be exclusive. Please keep that in mind.

I have gotten a surprising amount of messages despite that being the only thing there.

and then I got this one: