POINTS TO MY THEORY
- Jersey Devil was a child that was (Depending on the legend) born a demon or became a demon shortly after birth – and SNOOKI WAS ADOPTED AS A SIX MONTH OLD BABY!
- According to eye witnesses “It was about three feet and half high, with a head like a collie dog and a face like a horse.” Snooki is 4 ft 9 in – only 1ft 3 in difference.
- Snooki Studied to be a Veterinary assistant – why? BECAUSE SHE CAN THEN EAT ALL THE WILDLIFE SHE WANTS!
- Snooki lives in Marlboro NY – ONLY 3.2 hours away from LEEDS POINT, N.J WHERE THE JERSEY DEVIL WAS BORN!
- In late fall 1987 – a witness claims that he heard the jersey devil “one night we were at this spot and heard a screaming sound that was nothing like we ever heard before, and mind you I grew up in these woods. This “animal” circled us for about an hour. You could not hear it move, but the scream would shift location. We heard this thing in that spot and another about a 1/2 mile away on at least a 1/2 dozen separate occasions.” Snooki was ‘born’ November 23 1987!
- They claim Snooki was born and adopted from Santaiago in Chile. What else came from Santiago, Chile? THIS ALIEN HUMANOID THING!
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I’m sure i’ll think of more, so stay tuned.
I love your theories. I really do.