…wow okay. So I just got this douchetastic review on BS in regards to a throw away authors note. What was this author’s note about?

About my optician telling me I have an astigmatism in one eye. 

Seriously dude. What the fuck? That note was from 2007, on a fic originally published in 2002, and was in regards to me being HAPPY I FINALLY HAD A REASON WHY EVERYTHING WAS BLURRY.

For fucks sake. Don’t tell me that my optician is wrong because you ~know better~ than me. And don’t call me a fucking “Drama Queen” for not “adjusting to it like any 4 or 5 year old”. I was happy I was getting glasses, and sharing the good news that I would actually be able to see things like Christmas lights. 

I was 22 before I could actually distinguish between separate Christmas lights in displays. You have no idea how happy that made me. Individual lights! On Christmas displays! THEY ARE NO LONGER BLURS OF COLOR. THIS IS A LEVEL OF AWESOME I HAD NEVER BEFORE ACHIEVED. 

So fuck off asshole. Believe what you want; believe I’m too lazy to adjust to an astigmatism, believe I don’t know what I’m talking about, whatever. Just don’t fucking review my fic just to rant about me personally. You wanna rant at me? Rant about how fucking terrible that fic is. But don’t fucking attack me personally just because I found a way to better my life, asshole.

…I started this fairly calm. And now I’m not. I think I need to go shopping. :/