Okay so I’ve been getting more and more ticked off over this as the day goes by.

Lady, your mom is fucking annoying. I know you love her and you wanted to share your birthday celebrations with her. That’s cool. I wish you would have shared it with her on some other day at some other time.

Because every time she talks she stares at me.

I do not like that. It is making me uncomfortable and irritable. I’m fairly certain that if she tries it again I am going to start swearing at her and just never stop.