oh hello Gundam Wing. 

what’s this?

you want me to have feels for you?

I’m sorry, I loved you in 9th grade, but I’ve moved on.

I’m just emotionally involved in far too many series right now.

No no, don’t give me fanfic.

I have a jacket to work on.

Well. 

I suppose I can read and pull stitches at the same time. Get a little nostalgia in.

…wow this is really shitty characterization. You know Duo actually had a spine, right?

Oh I like this rant. It’s well thought out, if a little preachy.

This tropes page is pretty good reading. There’s so much I’d forgotten!

Oooooh role players!

Drat they haven’t played in five months.

Mmm character essay…

Huh, this is giving me ideas for a new fanfi…

oh goddammit

Well played Gundam Wing. Well played.