oh my god

I am getting so frustrated with trying to explain to this girl that the reason we can’t cast her in a part meant for a woman of color is because she is whiter than freshly fallen snow. We are not budging on this. When we decided to do this project, that was the first thing we all agreed on.

MCU Nick Fury is a black man. Therefore our genderbent Nicole Fury is a black woman. The end. No ifs, no ands, no but in 616. This is the Cinematic Universe. We are essentially genderbending Samuel L. Jackson.

AND

YOU

ARE

WHITE.

If anyone has any ideas on how to explain this that doesn’t involve beating her with a newpaper and shouting “bad puppy!” until she either keels over or miracle of miracles gets it, I’m all ears.