1. the meaning behind my url
2. a picture of me
3. tattoos i have
4. last time i cried and why
5. piercings i have
6. favorite band
7. biggest turn off(s)
8. top 5 (insert subject)
9. tattoos i want
10. biggest turn on(s)
11. age
12. ideas of a perfect date
13. life goal(s)
14. piercings i want
15. relationship status
16. favorite movie
17. a fact about my life
18. phobia
19. middle name
20. anything you want to ask
Month: February 2015
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Why is “balloon” in quotation marks? I need to know what he actually used instead of balloons. I also need to know how he trapped people.
He took a bullock’s intestines, cleaned them thoroughly from within so that only the rubbery exterior remained: an intact, elastic empty tube. He tied one end to a blacksmith’s bellows, then inflated the tubes to such an enormous size that the person he had duped into watching his ‘experiment’ would be trapped in a corner of the room by the balloons.
OH
leo what the actual fuck
my kind of guy
Rinata is here!!
Terrible lighting, but I literally only came home to see if she was here. I must be off!
DO NOT FUCKING BRING THAT THING
I am going to assume you never fot my message about those creepy as fuck dolls you were cohabitating with.
I wouldn’t do that to ya.
She’s having a staring contest with Tav.
Rinata is here!!Terrible lighting, but I literally only came home to see if she was here. I must be off!
Um…. 10 helicopters and a cargobob just flew by my house??? What the fuck is happening?
You’re officially a GTA V character.
Masters of Deception
So my players are trying to track down the ship of a slaver who’s been using a charity organization as a cover for his criminal activities. They know the name of the ship but not anything else, so to try and find it they go to the registrar at the port, the medieval DMV if you will. They’re speaking to the receptionist.
Ranger: Hello ma’am, I’m looking for my ship.
Receptionist: Y-your ship? Was it stolen?
Ranger: …Yes.
DM (Me): Roll bluff.
(Ranger fails his check)
Receptionist: Rrrrright. Take it up with the town guard. Next.
Sorcerer (OOC): Hold on, let me try.
DM: Okay, what do you say to her?
Sorcerer: Hello ma’am, I’m looking for my ship.
Receptionist: I’m gonna have to ask you boys to leave.