Month: June 2014

pikaflute24:

kenezbian:

last year joel and jack were the thing

this year joel and adam are the thing

last year joel gave out jack’s number

what’s gonna happen this year?

Joel will give out Adam’s number.

Jack will help Adam kill Joel

I set up another dating site account on a whim. Right now the only things on it are three pictures of me in different costumes, and the following:

I am looking for a relationship, not to be someone’s booty call. I do not enjoy sex. As such, I do not engage in intercourse with anyone until at least 6 to 8 months have passed since the date of decision to be exclusive. Please keep that in mind.

I have gotten a surprising amount of messages despite that being the only thing there.

and then I got this one:

toxicure:

My gynecologist has a trainee under her – his name is Thor.

and I was all “Sorry – What was your name?”

and he said “Thor – you know- like the Avenger” And he mimed swinging the hammer over his head.

This is now what rennegades is imagining….

There was a bit more random hammer waving in my mental image but yes. Yes it was.

simplycrazyhunter:

pfennings:

And I’m finally done! It’s been a little over a year since I posted Achievement Time and now it’s time for Achievement Time 2.0 with the Lads, Gents, and Thugs! I had a lot of fun making this and I’ll be giving away some 4×6 prints at RTX so make sure you come say hi to me! I’m also gonna make some single prints for everyone so I’m hoping I get to meet all the Achievement Hunters! >w<

Close Ups

-Fuckin’ Neat!-

Also, I’m front and center, as I should be!

highenergyjewtrino:

jadelyn:

Are you fucking kidding me? Like, no, Shakespeare wouldn’t tweet a sonnet cause 140 characters is a bit short for that. Wrong medium. But you know what he would have? A very active twitter FULL OF DICK PUNS AND YOUR MOM JOKES okay. (And probably also a blog for the sonnets and longer works, that cross-posts links to twitter anyway.)

Get out of here with that pretentious anti-technology bullshit.

image

midnight-sun-rising:

eleanasound:

The Last Japanese Mermaids 

For nearly two thousand years, Japanese women living in coastal fishing villages made a remarkable livelihood hunting the ocean for oysters and abalone, a sea snail that produces pearls. They are known as Ama. The few women left still make their living by filling their lungs with air and diving for long periods of time deep into the Pacific ocean, with nothing more than a mask and flippers.

In the mid 20th century, Iwase Yoshiyuki returned to the fishing village where he grew up and photographed these women when the unusual profession was still very much alive. After graduating from law school, Yoshiyuki had been given an early Kodak camera and found himself drawn to the ancient tradition of the ama divers in his hometown. His photographs are thought to be the only comprehensive documentation of the near-extinct tradition in existence

Women are so perfect.

oh my god

a character from my long dead second attempt at a webcomic looks a frightening amount like some of the Gavin-in-Minecraft designs I’ve seen.

This is from 2004.

this disc is amazing