“…sighting shared by dozens, maybe even hundreds, of level headed Texans (you can find them)…”

and this is part of why I like “William Shatner’s Weird or What?”
you really need to wonder what he’s thinking when he starts speaking. 

rinzler:

cybertronian-princess:goddamnitjazmine:doitdraco:ginwhore:bellatrixfuckinglestrange:badwolf—:blossomxx:icantpromisewhereillbe:iwalkonstreetsofgoldd:

Gryffindor. AWYEA. 

I got Ravenclaw then Gryffindor.. whaaat

Gryffindor, oh yeaaahh

Slytherin. Yaaay. :3

GRYFFINDOR :’)

Ravenclaw. 

._.

…………………………………………………………………………………..gryffindor

WHAT IS THIS MOCKERY!??!?!?!

RAVENCLAW YAY

Hufflepuff

slytherin.

awwww shii—

Gryffindor~

orion2paix:

dreamdesigner:

totallybodee:

aliensinaspaceship:

tobeleftoutinthedark:

blast-endedskrewt:

resilientecho:-xxjordasaurxx:dearscience:

i can never not reblog this.

I will always reblog this.

 It’s an automatic reblog.

=’(

=_[

:’(

oh my…that just broke my heart

forever reblog, society needs to learn that everyone can defend and love their country no matter what their sexual orientation is.

this is absolutely awful. :’(

<33

:’(

oftaggrivated:

flynnsarcade:

lookitsaclu:

sander-cohen:

dan-and-his-hormones:

braincrack:

arbitrarily | contrasts | panicman | schmiss:

Last film I saw was Restrepo.

dnw to join the army 🙁

I last saw Yojimbo. IDK what relevance samurai have in this day and age.

I AM THE CRAIGSLIST KILLER.

Ah, damnit. The world really is going to end in 2012 and I’m going to wander the earth with the last copy of the Bible while Gary Oldman chases after me or whatever. I’ve accidentally seen The Book of Eli, like, three times, and I still have no idea what the fuck happened in that film. Snoozefest.

A high school student/the reincarnation of King Arthur.

FUCK YES I GET TO BE A PERFECT SWAN QUEEN. YEEEASSSS.

SHIT I’M GOING TO BE RUINED BY DRUGS FFFUUUUUU

She was a kid….but she was also a princess so

FUUUUUUCK YEEEEESSSSS

I AM THE DREAD PIRATE ROBERTS

*is dying*

… omg I’m an alien come to earth solely to make human women preggers. I DO NOT LIKE THIS JOB  D:

I get to be an ass kick some ass with an Asian sidekick who makes me awesome stuff like perfect coffee and ejector seats 😀