Month: January 2015

Cinderella never asked for a prince. She asked for a night off and a dress.

Like not once did she say “I want a prince to come and rescue me from my situation.”

She just wanted to look cute and turn the fuck up at the party.

(via sighes)

colamania:

spazztastikim:

comebackxkid:

dynastylnoire:

insidehishead:

some of the most sensitive areas of the female body

look at all the regions that are not titties and vagina guys

porn has lied to you. there are other places you can touch that sensitive and pleasurable. 

Oh yeah because I’m just gonna rub her eyes until a she’s horny

Kiss her there you walnut! Use tenderness! Hold her face gently and stroke her eyelids with your thumb and then kiss them! Run your hands down to her neck when you do! THINK!!! Lordie, you have a lot to learn that TOUCH gives more than making her “horny” you’ll drive her nuts doing gentle stuff! It’s trust! It’s care! It’s sensitivity! *smacks your forehead* You want her to be numb in complete ecstasy! I know this shit and I’m ASEXUAL! 

Reblogging purely for the beautiful use of the word “walnut” as an insult.

gilladerm:

whoop hey there kids

does anyone have a room I could rent out for about a year around the Edmonton AB area? I’m scared here. I’m scared I’m gonna be killed and I’m scared bc they’re driving me to kill myself. I’m so so fucking tired of this and the abuse and I just need to get out.

I’m currently a student at NAIT and I’m transgender man who hasn’t started transitioning yet due to my situation. I don’t have a job, but I have a lot of money saved up. I’ll be getting a job over the summer, and next year I’ll be a paid tutor so. I can definitely afford it as long as it’s not unreasonable.

I know asking here does little but I can’t search myself. If I was caught looking, I don’t want to think about what would happen. They have me on lockdown right now and all I really have to myself is my phone.

If you can help me/know of someone that can, please contact me. I can also talk on Kik or I can give out my phone number so.

Thank you guys a lot. You keep me strong, yeah? I wouldn’t be here without you guys.